Winona Ryder in satin Viktor & Rolf at the Golden Globes: 90s fab or 90s fug?

For a ‘90s Girl like me, I easily recall when Winona Ryder was a HUGE deal on the red carpet. Everyone loved her and we couldn’t wait to see what she would be wearing. Literally decades have passed and part of me was still excited to see her… until I actually saw this Viktor & Rolf dress. Apparently, they customized for her, to which I say… REALLY??? This is a standard-issue prom/pageant dress from the ‘90s. I love Winona but… no. Her date was Scott Mackinlay Hahn. Who is he? He’s a fashion designer and they’ve apparently been dating for more than five years. PS… this dress has a giant f–king bow on the back which was hideous, but there are thankfully no photos of it.

Claire Foy in Erdem. People love her and they love The Crown (which won over Game of Thrones and Westworld last night). Personally, I feel like The Crown is going to become another Downton Abbey situation, where Americans fall over themselves because of the posh soap opera of everything. Meh. As for the dress… it was disappointing. I like that she wore a British label though.

Pharrell Williams wore a years-old Chanel ensemble. He described it as from Chanel’s “Bombay Collection,” to which I say… Chanel made British empire cosplay?? Pharrell looks like The Last Viceroy.

Riley Keough in Chanel. Considering the elitism of the Chanel label, I find it odd that Riley was the most high-profile woman wearing the label. I also find it odd that this is the dress she chose.

Photos courtesy of Fame/Flynet and WENN.

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